This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.
the sheer amount of Fucks Not Given in these photos is creating a Black Hole Of Ungiven Fucks, sucking in all the bullshit over the Fuck You event horizon and trapping it so the bullshit can’t escape. It’s gorgeous.
This
is Col. Jacob Wayne of the United States Air Force. If you’re reading
this right now, it is very important that you keep reading until the
end. It should take three to five minutes, and it is extremely important
that you read carefully and follow the instructions provided.
Humor
me if you must, but please don’t look away until you’ve finished
reading. Oh, and please try to stay calm. Any increase in your stress
levels will draw Their attention.
Really clever, I even got an email notification right when it said not to read them lol
This was creepy. They mentioned pets, and my cats started meowing. They mentioned family or friends distracting you, and a car beeped outside. So clever! Too bad it’s all for naught…
